WARNING
Foul Construction
/ Heavy
Language 
This website does contain a certain amount of coarse language and mature subject
matter. Closeness to TV-based warnings is merely a coincidence. Browser's
discretion is advised. Er, ill-advised. Hm...we advise caution when
viewing this site. This site is best viewed in 800x600,
and it's recommended that you use Internet Explorer
for a better viewing experience.
(Note however that this site shall be made compliant with all standard browsers.
That won't be right now though.)
Disclaimer: All content has come out of our
heads. You have been warned.
Any person, event, or company depicted in the following website
are probably real. Any similarity to fictional events, companies or people
is probably more than just coincidence.
Should you be reading this fine print, that must mean this is more interesting
than the huge bloody link up top with all of our pictures waiting to be clicked
on.
No computer chips were melted and no humans were harmed (much) through the process of the creation of this website.
Animals WERE given a stern talking to. No tails were yanked or twisted, but two kitties were petted harshly.
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